Discipline Seeker Pillows

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"This black karate belt is phony, but it keeps my kids orderly."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Eureka

'What a control freak!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"And God called the light day."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.