Discipline Explorer Pillows

Sure there's a way to discipline them. Yell at them.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Baby Screen Time

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."