Depth Explorer Pillows

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Infinite'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Baby Screen Time

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Most valuable element.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."