Discipline Explorer Prints

Sure there's a way to discipline them. Yell at them.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Baby Screen Time

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

A man sitting in the grass reading

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"If you would like to get to know me I'm teaching a course on me next semester."

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'