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"Just be glad we had the boat on the roof!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Harvey before and after.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Haiti.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

U.S. Bread Basket.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Desert Island with quicksand.

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Mother Nature

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.