Disaster Relief Aficionados Prints

"Just be glad we had the boat on the roof!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

How Americans Can Get Help

Harvey before and after.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

U.S. Bread Basket.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Haiti.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

Mother Nature

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Desert Island with quicksand.

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'