Disaster Proverber T-Shirts

Let their personality shine with t-shirts featuring hilarious disaster proverbs—combining comfort, creativity, and a humorous take on life's unpredictable moments.

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"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!" mockup

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

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'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.' mockup

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

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Experts through the ages.

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'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.' mockup

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

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A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton mockup

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip." mockup

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

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Sinking Oil Tanker

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Curiosity discovers life on Mars

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"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all." mockup

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

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"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon." mockup

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

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'It's the plumber ... '

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"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan." mockup

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

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Give To Tsunami's Victims.

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'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.' mockup

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

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Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice mockup

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

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'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...' mockup

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

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'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.' mockup

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

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Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

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