Disaster Proverber Prints

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Experts through the ages.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Sinking Oil Tanker

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'It's the plumber ... '

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

First Katrina, then oil spills. What's next, a plague of locusts?

Don't look up - Covid 19 Comet Heading For Earth

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

Artists feed on tragedy.

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

"I'm not having a nice day."

An infinite loop of disasters

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

Warning - Earthquake coming!

Fragile tether

'I want to report an earthquake.'