Quirky Disaster Commentator Prints

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Expressions of mystery.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Volcanic ash...

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Venice Floods

Suez Canal Curse

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I like it.'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Twisters

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice