Disappointed Yet Hopeful Fan Pillows

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Football Boomerang.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

'Any idea how united got on?'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

Football Sisyphus

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'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

The end of baseball season is near

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!'

'Sunnyside down.'

Desert Crawler

'My wife had a near death experience last night - she started vacuuming when the World Cup was on!!'

'Takes a lot of guts to do a trade like that. Not as much as it takes to root for the Cubs, but a lot, just the same.'

The vampire...at the game

Rams: 14-0

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

'Woooo' - 'Get in!' - 'Did we score?!' - 'No, I'm watching the French squad board into 2nd class...'

Football fan pushing an old lady in a wheelchair with an England flag on her head.