Disappointed Yet Hopeful Fan Prints

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Football Boomerang.

'Any idea how united got on?'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

The end of baseball season is near

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Football Sisyphus

'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!'

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'Sunnyside down.'

Desert Crawler

'Woooo' - 'Get in!' - 'Did we score?!' - 'No, I'm watching the French squad board into 2nd class...'

The vampire...at the game

Rams: 14-0

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

One man show.

Football fan pushing an old lady in a wheelchair with an England flag on her head.