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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Mikado

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

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Sylvester Stallone

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

People of the Fall

Next stop: moon!

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

Doris Day

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"I'll talk! I'll talk! Just turn off the director's cut."

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

"You don't have to tell me about the sacrifices a girl makes to get into show biz."

Burned Out

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

I've always been aware of the fact that this place is known for its soup, but now that I've tried it, I can see why Newark Magazine gave it five flies.

Lemming Cults.

'That bust cream has worked a treat.'

"Twitter followers, twitter followers. . ."

I’m not sure I'm going to keep watching "The Walking Dead." Because of who they just killed off? No, because of how they killed the character off. It would've been one thing if it were just scary … But it was gross, and traumatizing. My date just kept crying and wasn't in the mood for lovin' for 30 whole minutes after that. I haven't met a lady who was "in the mood" in years. They must've all been anticipating this episode. Sure.

Man queuing to rob a bank.