Director's Cut Follower Gifts

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Mikado

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

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Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

People of the Fall

Next stop: moon!

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"I'll talk! I'll talk! Just turn off the director's cut."

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

"You don't have to tell me about the sacrifices a girl makes to get into show biz."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

Lemming Cults.

'That bust cream has worked a treat.'

Man queuing to rob a bank.