Storyline Follower Gifts

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Warrior Woman

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Creative department ?

The Fox and the Crow.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"She says she's got squatters rights."

'Where's fiction? This is self-help. Go find it yourself!'