Storyline Follower Gifts

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Warrior Woman

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Creative department ?

The Fox and the Crow.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

Did we end last week with an awesome, startling cliffhanger, or what? I mean, there you dear reader were, thinking what incredible revelation is forthcoming? How could you hint that Sadie Cohen, resident irascible octogenarian, has a dark secret, and then just break for the weekend? And yet … despite the fact that we esteemed and handsome cartoonists taunted you with such a remarkable tease, such a breakthrough narrative moment, we have not been inundated with cards and letters begging for the t

Youtube reviews make me feel old, Randy. Well … they're always full of whining, nitpicky, smug people complaining that the film or tv show wasn’t easy enough to follow. Reviewers complain that characters actions "don't make sense," as if they unaware that people often don't make sense. Or that a scene wasn't "necessary," as if establishing character doesn't matter. They complain that the plot was "confused," but when I was growing up, that just meant the viewer wasn't paying enough attention. It

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

I'm so confused about Star Wars. Anakin Skywalker was good, then he turned into evil Darth Vader. It's just a movie, Timmy. It's important to remember that. Oh. What about Governor Cuomo. The dark side is powerful.

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

Fearless Frog Part 17

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"She says she's got squatters rights."

No one will be seated after this comic strip has begun. Please do not reveal the shocking plot twist to your friends. This evening is not going to end well, Lance. Spoiler alert. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-09-01).