Storyline Sleuth Gifts

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Did we end last week with an awesome, startling cliffhanger, or what? I mean, there you dear reader were, thinking what incredible revelation is forthcoming? How could you hint that Sadie Cohen, resident irascible octogenarian, has a dark secret, and then just break for the weekend? And yet … despite the fact that we esteemed and handsome cartoonists taunted you with such a remarkable tease, such a breakthrough narrative moment, we have not been inundated with cards and letters begging for the t

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Well did he?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'You've been killing files again.'

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

Panama Papers Scandal

Corrupt politicians,

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Dateline - Caf

Cronyism Guide

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

"This is not good at all!"

Goal!

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'