'I'm sorry, we already have a director of security...'
Director Of Security Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a security director? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items tailored for those who guard our safety. Perfect for gifting on their special day or as a token of appreciation, these products combine professionalism with a touch of wit, making their role both respected and appreciated.
"Looks like we found the issue."
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
"This position has become very important to the company."
'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
Showbiz Awards
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
Benedict Cumberbatch
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
Golfing Boss
Bo're'droom
Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'
"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
'If only every year was an election year.'
'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'
'You know too much,'
'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
Director Of Security Gifts Collection
Director Of Security Mugs
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Director Of Security Pillows
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Director Of Security Prints
Browse our prints celebrating security roles—ideal for decorating their office or giving as a thoughtful gift.
Director Of Security T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts for security professionals—clever designs that showcase their leadership and dedication in a fun way.