Directing Gifts

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Directors Chair and Others.

"I love my luvvie."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Pipe Dream.

Martin Scorsese.

Federico Fellini.

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Woody Allen

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Alfred Hitchcock

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Buster Keaton

Production team.

Martin Scorsese

Danny DeVito

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Coen Brothers

Christopher Nolan caricature

Bob Hoskins

'I feel I have a great director's commentary in me.'

'J.B., baby, this is NOT what we meant when we said we wanted you to produce a mini-series.'

Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.

Before they settled on 'action', many directors would start a take with 'Gentlemen, let us commence with our filmmakerly duties, tut-tut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Tim Burton Caricature

Hollywood director.