Direct Deposit Dancer T-Shirts

Bank Checking and Savings. With direct deposit of your paycheck and auto payment of your bills, we completely do away with the illusion that you actually ever see any of your money.

Turn, turn and turn.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I, TikTok."

Working Late

You can breed these if the environment is right.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"That explains all the cavities."

Fred Astaire

Deadlines, Inc.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Dancing in a circle

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Bad Career Move