Debt Dancer T-Shirts

Walking a fine line of debt.

"Do we have any outstanding checks?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Working Late

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Fries and kids

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Deadlines, Inc.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

"I have to get this project finished."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'