Debt Dichotomy Dancer T-Shirts

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

Romance

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Cossack dancers

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Core Business.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Sitting Out the Lambada

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

Tube men dancing.

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

Turf War on West 49th Street

"Do we have any outstanding checks?"

"Them's dancin' words."

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Walking a fine line of debt.

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Ann Widdecombe

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."