Debt Dichotomy Dancer Prints

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

Romance

Cossack dancers

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Core Business.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Sitting Out the Lambada

Lady Gaga.

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Tube men dancing.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"Do we have any outstanding checks?"

Turf War on West 49th Street

"Them's dancin' words."

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

Bank Checking and Savings. With direct deposit of your paycheck and auto payment of your bills, we completely do away with the illusion that you actually ever see any of your money.

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Walking a fine line of debt.

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Ann Widdecombe

"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."