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'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

"They grow up so fast."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

A little bird told me...

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Push for Disco...

Moulin Rouge Security

Love Birds love dancing together

Dance.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Zumba

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Modern Kids.

Leaping

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Danth battle?

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

The New Year's Dance

You're never too old for ballet!

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Tango

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Dancing woman

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Men dancing

Treble

'We'll get our food....eventually.'