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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A very fine vintage

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Men's Parallel Bars

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Join me in a cosmopolitan?