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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A very fine vintage

Liquidity Lunch

Velvety. And so was the wine.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Sipsies?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

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Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."