Elite Sipper T-Shirts

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I forget to drink."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Running Latte

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A very fine vintage

Liquidity Lunch

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Sipsies?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Boozer's Week.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

Men's Parallel Bars

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."