Diplomatic Meeting T-Shirts

Our diplomatically inspired t-shirts combine wit and style, making them ideal for casual diplomatic events or as light-hearted gifts for Diplomacy buffs.

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"Your first summit?"

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.' mockup

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

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Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers. mockup

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

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"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

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"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'" mockup

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

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Nuclear Security Summit

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"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!" mockup

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.' mockup

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

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"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!" mockup

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

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Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

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"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede." mockup

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

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1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat mockup

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

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Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China. mockup

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

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Adios "Mexico"!

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Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China. mockup

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

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It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in. mockup

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

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"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia." mockup

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

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'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.' mockup

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

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"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

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