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"What does it mean if you meet with the President and he doesn't give you a nickname?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Ukraine peace talks"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Your first summit?"

Blair's Apology

The Nuclear Agreement

The Demand

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

'I take advantage of your patience and understanding. I hope you understand that.'

Veto Powers

"I shall not raise my voice, but be aware every word I say is upper case, bold, italics and underlined."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?"

'Take this, Hamas!'

"Here, let me wash the dishes."

Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping.