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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Adios "Mexico"!

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"