Diplomat-in-training Pillows

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

"We’re not ‘imposing sanctions,’ Ben – we asked you to clean your room."

"Gotta hand it to China...I kinda don't want to shoot it down."

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

Pretty Flowers

Neo-International Law

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Political convention

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Putin and Zelensky

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

US and the EU

Tariff Wars

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"