'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'
Diplomat-in-training Mugs
Find the perfect mug for your diplomat-in-training. With witty designs and inspiring messages, these mugs are ideal for their morning coffee as they plan their future diplomatic adventures.
"We’re not ‘imposing sanctions,’ Ben – we asked you to clean your room."
"Gotta hand it to China...I kinda don't want to shoot it down."
'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'
Schengen
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Flags
Pretty Flowers
Neo-International Law
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"Away with the warmonger!"
"National security adviser"
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
Political convention
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
Putin and Zelensky
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
Israel/Palestine Conflict
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
US and the EU
Tariff Wars
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Diplomat-in-training Mugs Collection
Diplomat-in-training Pillows
Browse our pillows for diplomats-in-the-making. Cozy, witty, and inspiring designs that add flair to any space.
Diplomat-in-training Prints
Discover prints perfect for inspiring the next generation of diplomats. Artistic and motivational pieces to adorn their walls.
Diplomat-in-training T-Shirts
Check out our diplomat-in-training t-shirts. Fun, stylish, and full of personality—perfect for any future diplomat’s wardrobe.