'Now boys...do as we say not as we do!'
Diplomacy Observer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs crafted for the diplomacy observer—witty, clever, and perfect for sparking conversation over that much-needed cup of coffee or tea.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Nation-building never works."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Pretty Flowers
"National security adviser"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Putin and Zelensky
US and the EU
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'
Two Ways out of Iraq.
"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Have your people call my people."
"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."
"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"
Bush farewell.
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
"Beg for peace!"
Diplomacy Observer Mugs Collection
Diplomacy Observer Pillows
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Diplomacy Observer Prints
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Diplomacy Observer T-Shirts
Discover our witty and stylish t-shirts created for those passionate about diplomacy and international relations—great for everyday wear or special occasions.