Diplomat Pillows

"No need. I have diplomatic immunity."

"If we're done grousing about Cuba, let's have in to those cigars."

Brexit Battles

"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."

Lukashenko visited Putin in Sochi

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"We can't agree on a recipe."

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'

A long war followed.

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

"I welcome the discussion."

UN agreements.

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

New World Order

"My government is very concerned about your government's torture and maiming of potential consumers."

"Has Britain left Europe yet?"

"Heck of a way to start the negotiation."

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

New Silk Road,

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

"Everything looks fuzzy through these."

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'