Diplomacy Humorists Gifts

'Yes, our foreign relations have improved under Obama, but I give all the credit to Dennis Rodman.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"National security adviser"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

World Cup Fever

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Kim-Putin Summit

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Obama visits Mexico

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Conflict In Palestine

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Pawn Stars

Middle East Peace Process.

The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Munich Security Conference