'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'
Diplomacy Humorist Gifts
Looking for something that captures the witty side of diplomacy? Our collection offers humorous products tailored for the diplomacy enthusiast who loves clever takes on international finesse. Perfect for gift-giving to the diplomat at heart or the politically savvy humorist.
Rattache
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Pretty Flowers
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"National security adviser"
Putin and Zelensky
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
US and the EU
Two Ways out of Iraq.
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
"That's where the pain gets me, doc."
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
World Cup Fever
'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."
"Have your people call my people."
"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"
Nuclear Proliferation
A world divided by the war
'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'
Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
Diplomacy Humorist Gifts Collection
Diplomacy Humorist Mugs
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Diplomacy Humorist Pillows
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Diplomacy Humorist Prints
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Diplomacy Humorist T-Shirts
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