Diplomatic Humor Lover Gifts

When Hu met Obama

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Crap from the future.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

The Monroe Doctrine

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Obama visits Mexico

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Only in America

Kim-Putin Summit

Conflict In Palestine

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Police Lineup Escape

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'