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Peace lesson

'It's time we all get along and cooperate!'

"Nation-building never works."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"National security adviser"

Bubbly

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The Idea of America.

DACA

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

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Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Spy Satellite

The Arab Autumn

Pawn Stars

China

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Middle East Peace Process.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Mime Tug-of-War

Munich Security Conference

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."