Diplomatic Dreamer T-Shirts

'I think he wants you to pull his finger Mr President'

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Bubbly

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

The Idea of America.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

DACA

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

China

Mime Tug-of-War

My horse for a kingdom.

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

'So, did I get the job?'

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

To my future King.

Graduation Creation of Adam

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."