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"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Romantic Duet

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'