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"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

What else is there to wish for?

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Anywhere but here

The Idea of America.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

The world's most unemployable family

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

DACA

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Emigrating to France.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I thought I could dance...'