Transatlantic Dreamer T-Shirts

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Lounging by the pool

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

'I wish I was creative'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Mermaid Art

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Phoenix

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Imagine

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'