Dinner Table Sage Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the creative mind who always has sage advice at the dinner table? Our collection blends humor and warmth, perfect for those who love sharing wisdom over a meal. Whether it’s a humorous mug or a charming print, these gifts honor their insightful spirit and culinary camaraderie.

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"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey."

"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey." mockup

"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!" mockup

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

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"First you make a roux."

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"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes." mockup

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

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"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date." mockup

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked." mockup

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.' mockup

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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Fish near-death experiences.

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"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?" mockup

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

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Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic. mockup

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

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'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.' mockup

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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Customers Wanted

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"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!" mockup

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

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"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight." mockup

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.' mockup

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

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It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult. mockup

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

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"Slop again?!"

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Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals. mockup

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

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How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table mockup

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

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"I'm not saying it's undercooked, dear, but I've seen fish hurt worse than this jump off the hook."

"I'm not saying it's undercooked, dear, but I've seen fish hurt worse than this jump off the hook." mockup

"I'm not saying it's undercooked, dear, but I've seen fish hurt worse than this jump off the hook."

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A look into the future?!

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'I just love the change of seasons.' mockup

'I just love the change of seasons.'

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

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Dinner Table Sage Gifts Collection

Dinner Table Sage Mugs

Discover more hilarious and wise mugs that celebrate the dinner table sage in your life—perfect for mixing humor and insight in their daily routine.

Dinner Table Sage Pillows

Explore cozy pillows adorned with smart sayings and funny designs, adding a layer of warmth and humor to their home.

Dinner Table Sage Prints

Browse inspiring and amusing prints that honor the sage's wisdom and wit, making their space truly special.

Dinner Table Sage T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that showcase the sage's clever personality—ideal for dressing up any casual occasion with wisdom and humor.