Dinner Table Diplomats Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors those who master the art of dining diplomacy? Our dinner table diplomats collection offers witty, charming, and thoughtful gifts designed to add a touch of humor and class to every gathering. Perfect for hosts, entertainers, or anyone who loves turning mealtime into a delightful exchange of ideas and laughter. Impress your favorite conversationalist with something that celebrates their knack for making every meal memorable.

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"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole." mockup

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

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'Sorry, Moses... I forget you don't like your meat touching your potatoes.'

'Sorry, Moses... I forget you don't like your meat touching your potatoes.' mockup

'Sorry, Moses... I forget you don't like your meat touching your potatoes.'

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"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?" mockup

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers." mockup

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

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"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating." mockup

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

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"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter." mockup

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

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"So are you can't cook or won't cook?" mockup

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

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Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers mockup

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do." mockup

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

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"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table." mockup

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

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"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone." mockup

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

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'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.' mockup

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

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"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

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'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!' mockup

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

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'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?' mockup

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

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"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing." mockup

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

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'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.' mockup

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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'We'd like a quiet table for 47.' mockup

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

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'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?' mockup

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

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Screen Time at the Dining Table

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"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?" mockup

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

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'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?' mockup

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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