Dinner Drama Queen Pillows

'You want me to cook dinner, eh? -- what's my motivation?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Reginald Bunthorne

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

The Perfect Foil

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

Berta screams out!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Doctor Bartolo

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Chekov play and scorecard,