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'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"I don't care what Julie's mummy said. Two parent families are not freaky and weird."

"You owe me five bucks."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'All right, I agree with you.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Because of the war can we split this?"

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Do you two need a little more time?"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

'What are we having for dinner?'

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

'Nice guys finish last - is that your philosophy of life or sex?'