Dinner Conversations Prints

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"I don't care what Julie's mummy said. Two parent families are not freaky and weird."

"You owe me five bucks."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

Chick in noodle soup.

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Do you two need a little more time?"

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

'What are we having for dinner?'

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

'Nice guys finish last - is that your philosophy of life or sex?'

"Did I tell you that I'm seeing a chiropractor?" "That's great. Is it helping your back?" "Are you kidding, my back is killing me. We see each other every night."

"Based on our security camera footage we don't think you're enjoying your meal enough to continue eating here."