Kitchen Table Conversations Prints

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"How about a hand."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

Dialogue

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

A lesson in wit

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"The specials today are the Breast of Thyme and the Wurst of Thyme, though I strongly suggest reversing their order."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Yes, this meatloaf is just like my mother used to make. She never did learn how to cook!"