Dinner Conversation Starters T-Shirts

Wear your wit with t-shirts featuring clever dinner conversation starters, perfect for sparking interest and laughter at your next social dinner.

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'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.' mockup

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

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Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy. mockup

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?" mockup

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

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"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition." mockup

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.' mockup

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

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"You're such a good listener."

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"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?" mockup

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

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"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet." mockup

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

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"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree." mockup

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

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What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles? mockup

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

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'I like you, you remind me of someone.' mockup

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

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"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative." mockup

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

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"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company." mockup

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

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"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

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"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?" mockup

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

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'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!' mockup

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

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When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus. mockup

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

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"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day" mockup

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

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"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?" mockup

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

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“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!” mockup

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

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"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"He gets easily abstracted."

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"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?" mockup

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

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“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.” mockup

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

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"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

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