Dining Rebels T-Shirts

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

Any time is cake o'clock

Garlic Free Zone.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Chocs away.

"Valet park only"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I'm a monster."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"More?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Not whale stew again.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'What the devil is that?

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"You folks ready to order?"

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Here comes the tossed salad!"