Dining Rebel T-Shirts

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

Spaghetto

Any time is cake o'clock

Garlic Free Zone.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Chocs away.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Valet park only"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"More?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

'Not whale stew again.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'What the devil is that?

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"You folks ready to order?"

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Here comes the tossed salad!"