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"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"My dad ate my homework."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Sneezing dragon.

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Murphy's Slaw.

Smelly fish.

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

An Energetic Susan.

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"How is everything?"

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

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"It's a tad undercooked."

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'