Dining Economist T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with a T-shirt that celebrates the dining economist. Fun, witty, and perfect for casual outings, these tees showcase their love for economics and dining in style.

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"Of course the chef ‘suggests’ it — it’s seventy-five bucks!"

"Of course the chef ‘suggests’ it — it’s seventy-five bucks!" mockup

"Of course the chef ‘suggests’ it — it’s seventy-five bucks!"

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"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet. mockup

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75) mockup

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

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"Expense account or regular?"

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.' mockup

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

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"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen." mockup

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

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"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries." mockup

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

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"Oh, put a cork in it...the bottle, you, the wine steward."

"Oh, put a cork in it...the bottle, you, the wine steward." mockup

"Oh, put a cork in it...the bottle, you, the wine steward."

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'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.' mockup

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

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'Roast chickens £4. Pensioners £3.' mockup

'Roast chickens £4. Pensioners £3.'

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour. mockup

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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Chicago School of Home Economics

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"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them." mockup

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

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'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!' mockup

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

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'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.' mockup

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

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"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.'' mockup

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

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"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..." mockup

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

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'Are the shellfish safe?'-'Certainly, sir- we keep them locked up in the kitchen.'

'Are the shellfish safe?'-'Certainly, sir- we keep them locked up in the kitchen.' mockup

'Are the shellfish safe?'-'Certainly, sir- we keep them locked up in the kitchen.'

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'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.' mockup

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

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"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate." mockup

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

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We'll pass on the entrees...

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Speculators and Food Production

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'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?' mockup

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

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Survival of the Foodiest

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'For thirty years my mother served nothing but leftovers... The original meal was never found!'

'For thirty years my mother served nothing but leftovers... The original meal was never found!' mockup

'For thirty years my mother served nothing but leftovers... The original meal was never found!'

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"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??" mockup

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

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"..and I'll have the rocket salad" mockup

"..and I'll have the rocket salad"

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'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.' mockup

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

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'I'd recommend the 'businessman's special', it's down 3/8's today...'

'I'd recommend the 'businessman's special', it's down 3/8's today...' mockup

'I'd recommend the 'businessman's special', it's down 3/8's today...'

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'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.' mockup

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

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'Here's the game plan...go tell the cook he fumbled on the catch of the day.'

'Here's the game plan...go tell the cook he fumbled on the catch of the day.' mockup

'Here's the game plan...go tell the cook he fumbled on the catch of the day.'

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